This month we celebrate the membership and dedication of our Enhance Shaman Relykk. Relykk’s most notable accomplishment is of course stealing the voluptuous Lovelyelf from us, but there are a laundry list of things that many guild members do not know about him.. Today, we will list those facts in no certain order. Please sit back and enjoy.
There used to be a street named after Relykk, but it was changed because nobody crosses Relykk and lives.
Relykk and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Relykk was to star in Mission: Impossible but they recast-ed because they would’ve had to change the name of the movie to Mission: Accomplished.
Relykk will never have a heart attack… His heart isn’t foolish enough to attack Relykk.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Relykk is called Logic.
Relykk is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Relykk.
Some magicans can walk on water, Relykk can swim through land.
Relykk recently reprised his role in the Star Wars Universe as The Force.
Relykk has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Relykk taught math to solve it’s own problems.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Relykk.
Relykk can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Relykk can slam a revolving door.
Relykk can speak braille.
Last, but perhaps his second greatest accomplishment…
Relykk can win an argument with his wife.
Ladies and gentlement I give you Mr. August 2016.