Merry Christmas!


That’s right folks I said it…  Merry fucking Christmas.  Jesus, Santa, Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, and finally 2 weeks of vacation.

The year is finally coming to a close and with it comes the close of our Girls of Iron Knights Calendar.  12 months, each celebrated with one of our beautiful and talented ladies.  In perfect Iron Knights fashion, the ladies have said what’s good for the goose should be good for the gander.  What’s that mean you ask?  Get ready guys, starting January of 2016 we get to show off our buff exteriors on the front page as we open the first page on the Men of Iron Knights Calendar.  So without further adieu, lets get to what you’re all waiting for.

Ms. December

Tis the season to be jolly, and what Christmas season is complete without an Elf.  Not your standard Elf mind you, as I’m sure like most women she absolutely loathes the cold.  No this Elf hails from the great state of Virginia.  Our Christmas Elf dominates the mind with a sultry southern divine hymn that leaves any within ear shot begging for a piece of that body and soul.  No stranger to the scepter of sordidness, this yule time princess stands by to infuse you with power and renew the vigor of the suitors surrounding her.  Heed my warning gentlemen, years of experience with us has granted this halo wearing hottie divine insight.  It will take more than your desperate prayer to get your void tendril into this divine star’s loving circle of healing.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Divine Star of Iron Knights


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